9 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About Eva Marie

At least she's hot I guess.

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Eva Marie is currently the marmite of professional wrestling. By that I mean that you either love her or hate her, but in truth you should probably hate her. Since arriving on the scene in 2013 Eva Marie has made little progress between the ropes, and her total inability to be anything other than someone doing a terrible impression of a professional wrestler has somehow become her entire character.

The current incarnation of Eva Marie is a lot of fun in truth, but we all know that the moment she actually competes will be the moment it all falls apart. Eva Marie's weakest point is all of the things that one needs to be a pro wrestler with the exception of her look. Her look is fairly on point.

Still, World Wrestling Entertainment seems hell-bent on pushing her to the moon, so we best get used to the most stylish, elegant, bewitching, eternally beguiling, contentiously charismatic and fantastically fascinating woman appearing in arenas around the world.

This is the internet though, so let's be critical and irritating just a little bit longer. Here are nine things WWE probably wants you to forget about All Red Everything, Eva Marie.

9. Ginger Mahal

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Nobody remembers Mike Adamle fondly do they? Adamle had a horrible run in World Wrestling Entertainment in 2008, making mistake after mistake but somehow becoming the RAW General Manager in the process. He called Jeff Hardy 'Jeff Harvey' in his debut though, maybe foreshadowing the future deletion of Brother Nero.

Eva Marie may very well be a Mike Adamle fan, as she botched her one and only job way back in 2013. Put on announcing duties for a match involving 3MB. After managing to successfully remember the names of Heath Slater and Drew McIntyre, All Red Everything drew a blank when it came to the third member of the band.

Luckily for everyone the name came to Marie, and Ginger Mahal was finally announced. Wait, Ginger Mahal? Ginger Mahal? Yeah, Jinder Mahal ain't ginger. It may sound the same, but when your one job is to announce the names of the wrestlers, getting the slightly ethnic one wrong isn't a good look at all.

Especially when he isn't even the ginger one of the group.

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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.