Stone Cold admits to Vince that even though he's only been gone two days, he misses being able to mess with him and is "nothing" without him.
Vince retorts that he has the job, wife and two step-children he always wanted (his wife reminds him it's actually three), and the beauty is that there's nothing here that Austin can destroy.
Austin then heads to the local bar, hatching a plan to get himself beaten up. He returns to Vince's new home black and bruised and tells his wife that Vince runs an all-child fight club.
Cue the wife breaking up with Vince for lying about it, but before Austin and Vince head back to Camp WWE, Austin tells her that her paella sucks.
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