Camp WWE: 14 WTF Moments From Episode 5

2. Vince's Master Plan

As Vince and Austin head home, Vince laughs as he informs Stone Cold that his quitting the WWE was a work.

Vince reveals that he pretended to quit in order to get fresh new carpets installed in Austin's cabin, as every year when Vince tries to get it done, Austin urinates on the maintenance crew until they quit.

Vince knew that Austin would follow him if he quit, and after Austin asks about his family, Vince says, "Family? I don't even know them. I went to the water park and flirted with the first single mom I saw. It was awesome."

Vince then continues to mock Austin falling for it, saying, "He actually thought human emotions were in my wheelhouse! Incredible!"

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