How WWE Ruined The One Thing That Made It Great
Rollins attacks guys with steel chairs backstage and says cool sh*t afterwards. Why, with a dry cool wit like that, Seth Rollins could be an action hero! Vince McMahon thinks, not realising it’s a f*cking Simpsons gag. Seth Rollins is reduced to a pathetic simpering wreck when confronted by The Fiend. He’s so scary! He does a pro wrestling hold that doesn’t actually kill people! Time to cry!
Seth Rollins cries. The man cries because he is scared. He’s a baby, all right, Jesus wept. The great, fearless babyface, who would rather get the sh*t beaten out of him than show cowardice, literally cowered in fear. Seth Rollins is the WWE 2K20 version of 2K15 Roman Reigns, and it is an outrageously awful bit of business. The fans wanted to cheer Seth Rollins. WWE pushed Seth Rollins. WWE turned Seth Rollins into a lamentable geek. He aims for Jon Snow, but he’s Theon Greyjoy, and Vince McMahon laughs with lis lopped-off c*ck in his hand. We’ll find that c*ck of yours in the next town, pal, he says, using that notorious Jedi mind trick.
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Profit.
And it’s not just Seth Rollins, and it’s not just the top babyface role. It’s every WWE babyface, and helpfully, Becky Lynch is the rule-proving exception.
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