Ranking Every Absolutely Batsh*t WWE WrestleMania 34 Entrance From Worst To Best

Pancake Day

Charlotte Entrance
WWE

There have been some absolutely amazing arrivals on the 'Show Of Shows' over the last three decades, with WWE managing to create an anticipatory buzz for entrances that rivals excitement for the matches themselves.

It's been a common sense call over the last ten years too. WWE have had some monolithic structures to play with, from the stadiums used to house the events to their own enormous stages and ramps. Wasteful not to take advantage of the amazing space, the company have been smart to employ cinematic size and scale on their 'Grandest Stage'. And, as is usually the case, Triple H has been the cleverest f*cker in the room.

'The Game' clocked on early, with a Conan-inspired WrestleMania 22 entrance either legendarily ludicrous or magnificently melodramatic depending on who you're asking. Since then he's stretched budgets to include hordes of extras, bucketloads of theatrics, an army of Terminators and - perhaps most expensively - the use of a Metallica track.

An emergence more corpulent than 'The Game's own ageing frame is now an expectation, adding additional prestige to his already-weighty presentation. He didn't disappoint this year. Alongside wife Stephanie McMahon, 'The Game' brought his Orlando bike back with a second set of wheels for his better half.

They couldn't use the TRI-cycles to run through Ronda Rousey and Kurt Angle, but it was certainly no less of a wild ride. Other arrivals didn't quite stand up to such scrutiny...

13. Asuka

Charlotte Entrance
WWE

Asuka's shoddy graphics overlay should have foreshadowed the end of her illustrious winning streak. They were uninspired and a far cry from her opponent's spectacular stage arrangement.

Let's not forget, the unbeaten streak was a record she protected with her life in the broadly non-canonical Mixed Match Challenge. During those contests, tension was extracted from her panic that Miz might be the one to drop a fall against her name. He didn't, in the end. Quite the opposite in fact - 'The A Lister' led the pair to glory just after SmackDown Live!'s WrestleMania go-home show. Maybe he had a Hollywood mate with a sideline in entrance graphics though...

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Michael is a writer, editor, podcaster and presenter for WhatCulture Wrestling, and has been with the organisation over 7 years. He primarily produces written, audio and video content on WWE and AEW, but also provides knowledge and insights on all aspects of the wrestling industry thanks to a passion for it dating back over 30 years. As one third of "The Dadley Boyz", Michael has contributed to the huge rise in popularity of the WhatCulture Wrestling Podcast, earning it top spot in the UK's wrestling podcast charts with well over 50,000,000 total downloads. He has been featured as a wrestling analyst for the Tampa Bay Times and Sports Guys Talking Wrestling, and has covered milestone events in New York, Dallas, Las Vegas, London and Cardiff. Michael's background in media stretches beyond wrestling coverage, with a degree in Journalism from the University Of Sunderland (2:1) and a series of published articles in sports, music and culture magazines The Crack, A Love Supreme and Pilot. When not offering his voice up for daily wrestling podcasts, he can be found losing it singing far too loud watching his favourite bands play live. Follow him on X/Twitter - @MichaelHamflett