The Undertaker Vs. Goldberg Set For WWE Super ShowDown In Saudi Arabia
Plus another 50-Man Battle Royal!
It's 2019.
And WWE have just confirmed that The Undertaker, 54, will meet the challenge of Goldberg, 52, at the upcoming event in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia.
The Undertaker vs. Goldberg. Combined age: 106. Expected stars: 0.
The company have also scotched all those fun reports - several of which we contributed - that the Saudi show would carry the amusing name 'Sands of Time', as it has been announced as the infinitely more tedious and rather familiar 'Super ShowDown'.
Yup: that was the name of the event in Melbourne, Australia last November, albeit that version had a subtle dash.
The Phenom and Big Bill's titanic clash on 7 June will be the first time the two veterans have ever met in the ring. We're expecting it to be short, even for a Goldberg match.
Elsewhere on the show, Randy Orton will take on Triple H once more, whilst Kofi Kingston, Seth Rollins, Braun Strowman, Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns are all slated to appear.
Oh, and just for kicks, there's going to be another 50-Man Battle Royal. Apparently the Greatest one just wasn't great enough.
Truly, the banter era will never end.