Wrestling's 20 Greatest Moustaches

20. Paul Bearer

Paul Bearer
WWE.com

Forget the funeral parlour, Paul Bearer had clearly been to the beauty parlour for his mortifying mouth mirken. Perhaps he used upper-lip embalming fluid to keep it so shiny?

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Editorial Team
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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.