WWE And TNA: 6 Worst Moments Of The Week (July 12)

How did Kane ever get relegated so bad into this?

This week in the world of professional wrestling, we learned that Brock Lesnar destroying a car is more entertaining than 90% of the matches WWE has put on this year. Michael Cole informed us that when it comes to this next season of Total Divas €œThey€™re calling it the most controversial season so far!€ But he didn't tell us who the hell €œthey€ are? And Dixie Carter returned to TNA wrestling this week and promised that a new authority figure would be coming soon. Because in professional wrestling, the authority figure is the one thing we definitely don't have enough of. Raw wasn't really good or bad, it was just kind of there. The show was basically the 2015 version of Hulk Hogan's Pastamania restaurant. It's a thing you might be looking forward to a little bit out of curiosity, but when you get there it's just pasta that's been done better elsewhere. You make take a few bites so you're not hungry anymore, but you're still left wishing you'd made some different choices in your life. Don't be like Pastamania WWE. Due to a summer vacation worst of the week is a little bit shorter this week, but that doesn't mean there isn't something to complain about! So let's not waste anymore time. Grab the nearest stranger, put them up on your shoulder, then grab another stranger, have them jump off some furniture, and let's Doomsday Device our way through WWE and TNA's worst of the week!

Contributor

As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at." Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week. Follow along @AndrewSoucek and check out my podcast at wrestlingwithfriends.com