Take that you stupid laptop! Trying to ruin Raw like that, who do you think you are? Vince McMahon? Well you deserved everything you got, which was basically John Cena politely shutting you. Hey, lets be positive, for just a moment. The winner of the fan sign of the week goes to the man or woman who had a Can Someone Check My Staph Infection? sign on TV for a couple of seconds. Give that person a raise! This week in wrestling Erick Rowan suddenly became Big Red Rowan, which means that an eventual Big Red feud with Kane is in our future. I havent been this excited over a name feud since Booker T and Big T fought over the letter T. Besides that, the first ever stairs match was announced. We have tables, ladders, chairs and stairs matches. Still waiting on that couch match. How about a nice plunger match while were at it? Lastly, we learned to never try to help Naomi with her career, as The Miz was punched in the face by her jealous husband minutes after giving her a Hollywood producers phone number. Does he want her to be a Funkadactyl all her life? I dont know about you, but Im getting excited! After all, its only like four months away until WrestleMania, which means we should be getting our first good wrestling show in some time in about four months. So get on up to the top rope, and lets 5 Star Frog Splash our way into WWE and TNAs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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