Here comes the money! Shane OMac is back, shaking and shuffling up the wrestling world. But, if we can pause for a moment, how sad is it that the product has grown so stale that a non-wrestler received the biggest pop in years? It will probably be the loudest reaction we hear until the triumphant return of Linda! Well, elsewhere in the wrestling world, Dean Ambrose stole an ambulance, so we can only assume hell be out of WrestleMania along with John Cena and Randy Orton, because he will be in jail. Vince McMahon dropped the F-bomb on Monday's Raw, a show where the wrestlers themselves remind us is PG programming. Will he suspend himself for 60 days for unprofessional conduct? No chance in hell! The most confusing statement of the week is awarded to Josh Matthews who declared during the Grado and Eli Drake match This rivalry reminds me of Kanye West and Taylor Swift! Yeah, I mean, I guess its kind of like that in the sense that theyre both humans, but besides that, not really at all. I get trying to say something current on-air so you dont seem dated, but that line felt more forced than Roman Reigns push. But lets not waste anymore time. Ascend the top rope, and in celebration of Shanes return lets Coast-to-Coast our way through WWE and TNAs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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