This week in professional wrestling, Undertaker committed chair homicide in the first degree (Ill never understand why he doesnt use lightning powers in a match. His streak would still be safe if he had), Brock Lesnar was paid six figures to again stand inside a ring and not say a word, and Roman Reigns continued to fail miserably at convincing anyone besides Vince McMahon that he belongs in the main event of WrestleMania. WWE was in a giving mood this week as they gave us the payoff to Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins for free! I think I fell asleep halfway through the beating, and woke up four hours later to see Orton still slowly following Rollins around. We also learned about WWE math, and how to get an intercontinental title shot. Stardust lost to Goldust, then lost to Jack Swagger, then lost to Daniel Bryan and then received a title shot! It just makes so much sense! Oh yeah, and the Intercontinental champion, the tag team champions and the Diva's champion all lost non-title matches. Maybe that's part of the reason Brock doesn't want to be around so much? But lets not waste anymore time. Lets put our hands together, and like the New Day clap our way to the top! Or the bottom. Yeah, probably the bottom. Here is WWE and TNAs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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