What are they going to do? Where are they going to work? Michael Cole asked the SmackDown audience about what Stephanie McMahon and Triple H would do if their team lost at Survivor Series. I dont know Michael, maybe not work for the rest of their entire lives and sit on their tens of millions of dollars? Maybe start up a new company? Maybe buy TNA? Okay, so that one won't happen. Unless they ended up going crazy in a Howard Hughes type way. This week in wrestling John Cena claimed that Ryback was held back by The Authority. Though Im not sure when that happened. Cena also said that Zack Ryder volunteered to join his Survivor Series team and then he got hurt, which was odd since The Authority didnt have anything to do with that one. And we also had the announcement of Jim Ross agreeing to do the play-by-play for Global Force Wrestlings first show. No word yet on how many objects Jeff Jarrett will pull out of Ross butt in the first sports entertainment sketch for the company. Survivor Series continues to build and each team needs one more member. I.R.S.? Billy Gunn? Skinner? Demolition Axe? The choices are endless, so all we can do for now is speculate, and imagine it will be someone fun and not just Ryback and Hunter. But lets not waste anymore time. As Chynas old theme song said Dont treat me like a woman, dont treat me like a man, dont treat me like you know me.just read worst of the week instead!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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