WWE Files For Bizarre New Trademark

Is 2020 weird enough for you yet? No? Then check this out...

Wobbly Walrus
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WWE has filed a trademark application for the term "Wobbly Walrus."

Yes, Wobbly bloody Walrus.

Lord knows what they're thinking here, though PWInsider were first to report on the matter. The filing relates to "entertainment services, namely, wrestling exhibitions and performances by a professional wrestler and entertainer rendered live and through broadcast media including television and radio, and via the internet or commercial online service," toys and accessories, and clothing.

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There's no word on what, exactly, the promotion is planning to do with Wobbly Walrus, though it could really be anything from a new line of toys to a cruel nickname for one its televised performers. Paul Heyman was once handed the demeaning 'Walrus' nickname and recently returned to prominence on SmackDown, so there's something to crew on.

Wobbly Walrus could also have something to do with the new "friend" Bray Wyatt is bringing to his Firefly Fun House on this week's episode of SmackDown. The name certainly sounds dumb enough to fit into that wacky universe, so we'll have to find out on Friday. 'The Fiend,' Mercy the Buzzard, and Ramblin' Rabbit could soon be sharing screentime with a big lump of blubber and tusks.

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Andy has been with WhatCulture for six years and is currently WhatCulture's Senior Wrestling Reporter. A writer, presenter, and editor with 10+ years of experience in online media, he has been a sponge for all wrestling knowledge since playing an old Royal Rumble 1992 VHS to ruin in his childhood. Having previously worked for Bleacher Report, Andy specialises in short and long-form writing, video presenting, voiceover acting, and editing, all characterised by expert wrestling knowledge and commentary. Andy is as much a fan of 1985 Jim Crockett Promotions as he is present-day AEW and WWE - just don't make him choose between the two.