It was quite the week we had in professional wrestling. We watched Damien Sandow dress up as LeBron James for the second time (are they already out of ideas?), witnessed Stephanie McMahon finally go to jail, and saw Plan C go into effect with the return of Brock Lesnar. The rumor is Plan D was Mordecai coming back to battle Cena, and Plan E just may have been Simon Dean. Speaking of Cena, congratulations to him on winning his 14th straight televised match this week, which he hasnt done since 2007. Its comforting to know that despite all the trouble in the world, theres one man on the planet who is impervious to being held on the ground for three seconds. Sure, there was probably a good thing or two that happened as well. Off the top of my head, Ill say Daniel Bryan thwarting two burglars, and putting one in a rear-naked choke (in my mind, though, it was the Lebell Lock) was pretty cool. Im also going to go ahead and guess that these henchmen were actually Ezekiel Jackson and Gene Snitsky sent from Dixie Carter. I also cant prove that last statement. Well, lets not waste anymore time, we've got some ranting to get to. Now find your ticket, and let's all board The Godfathers offensive Ho Train right into the Worst of the Week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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