This week in the wacky world of wrestling, we saw Bo Dallas battle Mark Henry three times, Stephanie McMahon threaten John Cena and Dean Ambrose with a trip straight to hell for the loser (now thats what I call a stipulation!) and The Rock briefly saving an all time disaster edition of Raw. Oh yeah, SmackDown also celebrated its 15th anniversary, which is also approximately the 13th anniversary since the show has been watchable. In the most homicidal, veiled threat of the week, Jerry Lawler asked whats the difference between Bo Dallas and a pothole? The answer? Hed swerve to avoid a pothole. Uncle Jerry, how could you? Well if Bo goes missing, I say the King is the prime suspect. McMahon is already doing a pretty good job of killing his career, no need to kill him outright! Well, everything we saw has led to the lowest Raw rating since December of 2012. And I still havent even mentioned its time for TNAs biggest pay-per-view of the year! Thats probably because they failed to mention it too. Well lets not wait any longer, make sure your hot dog cart is safe, and lets dive on in to WWE and TNAs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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