10 Ways To Dispose Of A Dead Body (If You Really Needed To)

You know, just in case.

Right, hypothetically speaking, you wake up with a dead body in your flat, blood all over your hands and no memory of how it all happened.

You can either call the police and hope that there' an explanation for this that doesn't involve you getting 40 years without parole, or you've gotta get rid of the evidence, and fast.

Let's say, again hypothetically, you go with the second option. How on earth are you going to get this cadaver out of your life?

There are a number of ways you could do it, depending on your local resources and the strength of your stomach. Taking all of the practicalities into account could be the difference between being caught and getting off scot-free, so pay attention.

Of course, nothing is foolproof, but you should have thought of that before you hypothetically murdered someone in cold blood.

Also, it's probably not a great idea to go around reading articles called things like "The Best Ways To Dispose Of A Dead Body". Oh, never mind then.