Avengers: Infinity War - 10 Ways Thanos Could Be Defeated

8. Squirrel Girl Beats Him Up

Thanos The Mad Titan
Marvel

Thanos is one of the most feared beings in the universe, even gods tremble when they hear his name. However, there is one who makes even the Mad Titan afraid, Squirrel Girl.

Doreen Green's incredible powers give her the combined might of both a squirrel and a girl. This literally unbeatable combination has proven to be more than a match for the world's supervillains, including Doctor Doom and, of course, the real, actual, definitely not a robot or a clone Thanos.

Squirrel Girl is one of Marvel's best characters, a fun and light-hearted hero who solves more problems through common sense than super powers. Her adventures poking fun at the often overly serious nature of modern comics absolutely deserve to make the jump to the big screen at some point.

Obviously, the chances of her actually appearing in Infinity War are less than zero, but it would be hilarious for Doreen and her army of squirrels to come out of nowhere and save the day at the last minute.

Then again, maybe having the culmination of every Marvel film so far end with Thanos getting sucker punched by a rodent is a step too far. After all, that would be pretty... nuts.

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