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8. The Human Centipede III: Final Sequence (2015)

Not that the expectations for this concluding chapter were particularly high, but if nothing else, Tom Six is a filmmaker with the appeal of an early 70s John Waters €“ you might not like his outrageous narratives, but you can€™t help being curious about them. Disappointingly, this €œfinal sequence€ has nothing to offer €“ not the oddly compelling horror of the first instalment, nor the scathing satire of the second film. Like a dirty old man exposing himself to schoolgirls, it wants to be shocking, but instead it€™s just sad. The €œplot€ concerns a barking mad prison governor who wants to create a 500-person human centipede, but Six has become a satirist of the Uwe Boll school who hits every target with a sledgehammer and thinks that rape gags are funny. Just like Boll in Postal, he even makes a cameo (as €œHimself€) in his own movie, but unlike his German counterpart, nobody shoots him in the balls.
 
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