3. If Winona Ryder Stares at You Long Enough, Her Hypnosis Will Convince You She's Wearing Clothes

I don't think there's ever been a time where I didn't find Winona Ryder absolutely adorable. I think she's an incredibly lovely woman with some real talent, but it's hard to write about her with me trying to type this from across the room to avert her gaze. And it's strange because I actually find her very attractive in this photo, but every time I look into her eyes for more than a millisecond, I start to hear devilish laughter from my closet.