Don't you just look at some people in movies and think, "Damn, they've really got it made"? They might not be a millionaire or a rock God or a superhero, but just an average Joe who seems to have a cushy little life with their comfortable job. The problem, of course, is that in reality, these people would never, ever get employed in their chosen field - or probably any other job position - by anyone. We aspire to them because of their uncanny abilities not to get sacked, and the incredulous manner through which they manage to coast on their idiocy, their obnoxiousness, or their flat-out incompetence. Here are 10 terrible movie employees nobody would ever hire...
10. Lloyd Christmas - Dumb and Dumber
Lloyd Christmas, the "dumber" portion of the film's title, might be the most bone-headed person on this list; not only does the guy crash his car - after failing to pay attention to the road several times - but he then flees the scene of the accident, and ends up falling off the jet-way when trying to return a briefcase to his passenger, Mary. Oh yeah, and he seems to take a creepy fancy to his customers, going to abnormal means to provide them with customer service that is in no way company-approved. Quite how Lloyd even made it through a job interview - or better still, even learned to drive - is anyone's guess. That he ends up wanting to go into business for himself with buddy Harry - running a worm store called "I Got Worms" - says it all really.