Cinematic Confession Time
I judged a film based on its trailer. Now watch me eat my words in public for the very first time!!
This is supposed to be a review of sorts, but I want to get something off of my conscience as well. And yes, I apparently have a conscience. I hated I LOVE YOU, MAN from the first time I saw the trailer for the film. Frankly, I found the "I need to find a quick friend to be my best man" premise to be offensive. From the trailer, I thought Paul Rudd's character was some sort of pansy-ass who was simply out to make a superficial relationship in order to fill out a spot in his wedding party. In my mind, it was obvious what would happen the week after the wedding: Rudd's character would stop calling his new friend, since he'd gotten what he needed out of the guy. Besides making male friendship seem like an impossible joke, the other thing I despised about the trailer was the fact that it revealed Andy Samberg as Rudd's younger brother. I was screaming inside: Why not just ask him to be your best man, you stupid little bitch?!?!? I mean, it's Andy F. Samberg ... who cares if the character is supposed to be gay ... he's still damn cool. Often in this business of writing about movies, we get DVD's and advance screenings of upcoming films. I didn't get one for this movie. So I swore to myself that I wasn't going to watch this intolerable affront to male relationships. The premiere came and went without a review from me. A group of coupled friends went to see the film the weekend it opened, but I turned down their invitation to go. I had now developed a chip on my shoulder the size of Christiano Ronaldo's ego. I simply wasn't going to see this movie unless I had cancer and this movie was proven to be the cure. Then, last night, I was enjoying an early dinner with one of my best friends. And, after a delicious plate of shrimp nachos smothered in chihuahua cheese chased by a few 32oz. drafts of Dos Equis Amber, my buddy suggested going to a movie. His pick? I LOVE YOU, MAN. I recoiled in my seat. I countered with CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, before sense returned to me (I was drunk). He wouldn't budge. Then I suggested STATE OF PLAY - we both laughed. In the end, my buddy won me over. So we went to see I LOVE YOU, MAN.