Variety are reporting that a movie about an alcoholic single women who gets set up on a date with a guy that works in Ikea is in the development. No big deal right? Well it just so happens to be that the guy is Jesus Christ himself, who has decided to use his carpentry skills for the good of our furniture in the midst of the impending Armageddon. The movie is called Prodigal Son but worry not, a romantic comedy about Christ working in Ikea isn't likely to affend anyone. At least that's what co-writer Gigi Grazer would have you believe... "He won't be having sex. It'll be a disarming romantic comedy, a story of unrequited love, sort of like 'Splash.'" Seriously though, it always annoys me when people get offended by films like this and start an outcry. If you don't like the subject matter of the film then just don't go and see it, you don't need to start a war aganist anybody. source - variety, coming soon