WARNING: The following post contains an angry, politically incorrect, and often drunk Australian actor...and A LOT of swearing! As a filmmaker, I love Mel Gibson. I think he is a very talented man. But he has some serious issues to deal with; Mel has gone through a lot of bad times: even in the last few weeks! Clearly, he has some issues with various substances, and tends to surround himself with destructive relationships. It is because of these issues that Mel often finds himself saying things that a more sober person might question / abhorre. When discussing rants and Gibson in the same sentence, there are a whole back catalogue of meltdowns to pick, but one always stands out. In 2010, Mel split from his partner Oskana Grigorieva...and they had a few conversations... which were heard around the world. It went on, and on and on and on. By the time Mel was done, he had broken pretty much every taboo known to man and cemented himself as one of histories most notorious bigots. It is for this reason, Mel gets his very own post. Transcript: (thanks to salon.com) Tape 1 , released July 12, 2010Mel: (mid sentence) Tell me thats a message or something. Because youre doing something. Trying to breast feed with, uh, fucking foreign bodies in you.Oksana: SoM: What, is that it?O: It has nothing to do with it.M: Oh, it had nothing to do with what, the fact that you had foreign bodies in there?O: Correct.M: Correct. OK good. So youre not lying to me about fake tits. O: I never have. M: Yes, yes you just did. You said they werent. You fucking lied to me, before. O: What? I didnt. M: (loud sigh) O: I never said a wo I never said anything of a kind. You never asked me, I never told you. Or maybe you asked me, but I never lied about this. M: Another lie, who cares. So, they look ridiculous, get rid of em why dont you? Anyway, uh, you know O: Its none of your fucking business what they look like. M: It is, it is, they look stupid, Im just telling you, its just an appraisal. Keep them if you want, look stupid, see if I give a fuck, you know. But theyre too big and they look stupid, they look like some Vegas bitch, they look like a Vegas whore. And you go around, sashaying around in your tight clothes, and stuff. I wont stand for that anymore. (unintelligible) O: I dont, I dont, I dont walk around in tight clothes, I stay at home for most of the time. M: (heated) Yes you fucking do, you go out in public and its a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers itll be your fault. All right? Because you provoked it. You are provocatively dressed all the time, with your fake boobs, you feel you have to show off in tight outfits and tight pants(garbled) you can see your pussy from behind. And that green thing today was enough. Thats provocative. OK? Im telling you. Im just telling you the truth! I dont like it. I dont want that woman. I dont want you! I dont believe you anymore. I dont trust you, I dont love you. I dont want you. OK? O: OK. M: Stay in the fucking house. Im not giving it to you, but Ill let you stay there. OK? And I will take care of my child, but I dont want you anymore.Tape 2 , released July 13, 2010 O: Yes. M: Stay on this phone and dont hang up on me, I can, I have plenty of energy to drive over there. You understand me? (Screaming) And I will! So just fucking listen to me! Listen to my fucking ranting! Listen to what you do to me! O: I didnt do anything to you. M: (garbled) you in the ass! O: You are ruining my life. M: You make my life so fucking difficult. O: Well, you know what its M: If youd be a woman who fucking supports me instead of a woman who sucks from me and just fucking sucks me dry, and whines, and whines.(Unintelligible screaming) this relationship if youre a good woman and you love me! I dont believe you anymore! O: What am I, what did you M: Im sick of your bullshit! Has any relationship ever worked with you? Nooo! O: Listen to me. You dont love me, because somebody who loves does not behave this way. M: Shut the fuck up. I know (cross-talking) because I know absolutely that you do not love me and you treat me with no consideration. O: One second. One second. Can I please speak? M: I loved you because I treated you with every kindness, every consideration, you rejected, you will never be happy. Fuck you! Get the fuck away from me. But my daughter is important. All right? Now, you have one more chance, and I mean it. Now fucking go if you want, but I will give you one more chance. (panting) You make me wanna smoke, you fucked my day up, you care about yourself O: You are so selfish. M: Ive been so fucking good to you, you fucking try to destroy me. O: I didnt do anything. I did not do anything. This is your selfish imagination. Thats all. M: (screaming) Shut the fuck up! You should just fucking smile, and blow me! Cause I deserve it! O: Im, Im sleeping with the baby, Im waking up every two hours, I fell asleep because I was waiting for you, because you werent ready to go to Jacuzzi as we agreed. M: Who the fuck cares, we agreed nothing. You agreed, you just fucking expect shit. Go out to the goddamn Jacuzzi, go and fuck the fucking Jacuzzi, its a thing. You have no fucking soul! O: I dont blame you for anything! M: And my daughters screaming (cross-talking) you have no fucking soul. You cant give a fuck (panting) I left my wife because we had no spiritual common ground. You and I have none! Zero! You wont even fucking try. (hyperventilating) You dont care. You dont care. O: You just enjoy insulting me, thats all. M: Fuck you, I so fucking do, because you hurt me so bad. O: I didnt do I dont M: You insult me with every look, (garbled) every fucking heartbeat you selfish harpy. O: I did not do anything, and I apologized for nothing. M: What? What?! O: Stop it. M: You apologized for nothing? Youre a dishonest cunt! Because you need to apologize for a reason. O: I wanted to peace. I wanted to have peace. M: Keep peace. O: Because you are unbalanced! M: Well its not good enough for me, and instinctively, I feel that. And I will not be patronized by you, and your fucking dishonesty and apologizing, you apologize because you know youre wrong. O: You need medication! M: Thats all Ill accept. And if you will not fucking admit that, get the fuck out! I will make your goddamn life miserable. O: You need medication. M: What?! What?! O: You need medication. M: I need a woman! Not a fucking little girl with a fucking dysfunctional cunt. I need a fucking woman. (panting) I dont need medication. You need a fucking bat in the side of the head. All right? How bout that? You need a fucking doctor. You need a fucking brain transplant. You need a fucking, you need a fucking soul. I need medication. I need someone who treats me like a man, like a human being. With kindness, who understands what gratitude is, because I fucking bend over backwards with my balls in a knot to do it all for her and she gives me shit, like a fucking sour look or says Im mean. Mean? What the fuck is that? This is mean! Get it? You get it now? What mean is? Get it? (panting) You fucking dont care about me. Im having a hard time, and you fucking yank the rug, you bitch, you fucking selfish bitch. (panting) Dont you dare hang up on me. O: I cant listen to this anymore. M: You hang up, Im coming over there. O: Ill call the police. M: What? O: Ill call the police. M: You fucking cunt. Im coming to my house. Youre in my house, honey. O: Yes, but you, honey, dont call me honey. You just M: (screaming) Youre in my house! So Ill call the police and tell them theres someone in my house. How bout that? O: You can do that. Thats fine. M: Fuck you. I dont, I dont involve the police in anything because I can stand up for myself. You, you weak cunt, you call the fucking cops. O: Then I will go to Alyssias right now. M: Why dont you fuck off to that cunt bitch Alyssias. She was fucking making eyes at me, shed have sucked me in five seconds. Take that one up with her. I was trying to spare your goddamn feelings! Shed have blown me in five seconds, shes not your friend. You dont have any fucking friends except for me. And you treat me like shit. So thats why youre so fucking angry, because I dont have any friends and I try to make one for you and you treat me like shit. And you fucking use me. The career is over, and boy when I said that you lit out of here faster than Ive ever seen you before and now youll be at Alyssias place. You just showed me what you are. Absolutely, unequivocally O: I dont care if you dont spend another penny M: Fucking perfect, I believe it now O: Listen, listen M: (cross-talk) flaunt your ass O: Listen to me, Mel. M: What? O: I dont give a damn if you dont spend another penny on me. M: Oh yes you do because (unintelligible, both of them yelling) O: Im just fearing for the life of my daughter. M: youll find some other fucker to pay for you. O: Listen to me, listen to me. M: Then leave, cunt, bitch, golddigger, cunt, whore. And thats what you are. O: Listen. M: And you have just proved it. You got out of here in record time. O: (yelling) Because Im saving my life, and Im saving daughters life. Thats what Im doing. I dont give a damn about my music, and I dont give a damn if you spend another penny, Im saving her life. M: (garbled) awful angry O: You almost killed us, did you forget? M: (making fake crying noises) The last three years have been a fucking gravy train for you. O: (angry) You were hitting a woman with a child in her hands. You. What kind of a man is that? Hitting a woman when shes holding a child in her hands? Breaking her teeth, twice, in the face, what kind of man is that? M: (sarcastically) Mmm, ooh, youre all angry now O: Youre going to get to, you know what? M: You fucking deserved it. O: Youre going to answer, one day, boy, youre going to answer. M: Huh? O: There. M: What, what? What are you threatening me? O: Nothing, nothing. Im not the one to threaten. M: Im threatening, Ill put you in a fucking rose garden, you cunt. You understand that? Cause Im capable of it. You understand that? Get a fucking restraining order. For what? What are you going to get a restraining order for? For me being drunk and disorderly? For hitting you? For what? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=IJGPLjm-fjo Tape 3, released July 14, 2010 M: What are you hoping to accomplish with that? What are you gonna pay me back? If you do that, its over! (panting) Its over now! Fuck you! How dare you act like such a bitch when Ive been so fucking nice? O: I did not blame you. M: You said I was mean. You were fucking annoyed at me. For what reason? I did nothing but be nice to you! O: What? M: Ive done nothing but be nice to you. O: I didnt blame you last night. M: Then what were you a little bitch this morning for? O: I wasnt, I wasnt doing anything! M: (panting) What did I do? And you said oh, earlier today, you, oh, nevermind. What the fuck were you gonna say? O: I wasnt going to say, any, earlier today. Its just, I was gonna say about last night, thats all M: (hyperventilating, then in a low voice) Why, because I let you sleep?(then, yelling) Thats my fucking mistake, because I shouldve woke you up and said, fucking blow me, bitch. I shouldve fucking woken you up and said blow me. You wouldve liked that better, yeah? You needed the goddamn sleep. O: We were supposed to go to Jacuzzi, and you said you have to wait for something. M: (screaming) So what if you had to wait? O: You said M: Then you go to the goddamn Jacuzzi! O: Im, Im afraid, its dark outside. M: Fuck it. O: I just waited for you, I waited and waited until I fell asleep. And then M: Waited and waited like two and half fucking minutes. You fucking snore. (garbled) awake. Youre blaming me right now! Now Im blaming you! You went to sleep and didnt blow me! O: (unintelligible) later M: I deserve to be blown, first, before the fucking Jacuzzi! OK? Ill burn the goddamn house down, but blow me first! (screaming) How dare you!! How fucking dare you. (panting) Rerrrggghh!! You wanted the number of my therapist? Dont you ever speak to him! Find your own goddamn therapist. (panting) Because you got problems, more than me. O: You need medication. M: You know how to fucking push my buttons. And it is not going to work with us. Its not! I cant get like this anymore! (panting) And you know youre doing it! And youre a liar, youre dishonest, and youre fucked up. So you stay the fuck away from me. Take care of your fucking son. And Id better have my daughter. (panting) I just want my daughter, and a maid! Its a lot less fucking trouble. The clean up after themselves, they make your goddamn bed, which you did not, you dont have to worry about emotional blackmail, or any of that other bullshit you put me through. I just need a nice woman to look after my beautiful daughter. And I dont(garbled) fucking (garbled, panting). Youre a pain in the ass! Youre a pain in my ass! Stop being that! (panting) Youre a pain in my ass. Nothing b (tape ends) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qsInqS9hYs&feature=relmfu Tape 4 , released July 15, 2010 M: Um, dont hire (name omitted) to come there, OK? Did you get that message? O: Well, Ill pay her myself, I found her, shes my dentists ex-babysitter. M: Ive been paying her. Its my money that she gets paid with. Im her employer. Not you. You found her. Im her employer. O: Fine, but I, I, if I need to use her I will use her I M: because I will not pay her if you bring her to your house. I will fire her, and I will do it fast. O: OK then Ill pay her, because I need her, shes good. M: No! Youre paying her with my money. It doesnt matter what you give her, its my fucking money. You understand? Youre not you dont have your own money, youre only using my money. OK? O: Because you made me moneyless. I used to have hundred thousand dollars a year when you met me. You took me. You possessed me. Everything I am, you own me with my liver and my kidneys and my thoughts and my soul (getting angry) everything! My career, whatever it is, pathetic career, whatever it is, is yours. You control me like marionette. I dont belong to myself, only to you. I cant do anything and I walk on eggshells always, with you. M: Thats because youre a fucking using whore. Now. I own you! Do not use (name omitted) at your house. I have warned you, she will be fired if she goes to your house. You find that cunt (name omitted) and you find some other money thats not mine. OK? O: No, Im using (name omitted), A. B M: Shes fired, do you understand that? O: Fine, shes fired. M: So fire her! Because I wont pay her! O: OK, dont pay her. M: And I will fire her! O: Thats OK. M: She only works at my house! O: Well, she has nothing to do with your house. Babys here. M: The baby should be here, and she should work at my house. O: The baby is where I am. Youre insane. M: The baby will not be there for long. I will fire (name omitted) if she is at your house. I will make it known and fire her. O: Fine. M: Ill report her to the fucking people who take fucking money from the wetbacks, OK? O: Mel. You cant just take a woman who gives you a child, who gives you the entire life, you drag her through god-knows-what, bad press Ive never had a bad word said about me in my entire life M: A cunt (unintelligible) O: (yelling) And then, and then you telling me that you take away whatever pennies you just given to me? I dont have anything because Ive given you my life! Three years, now! M: Ive given you everything, dont you dare fucking complain to me. How fucking dare you. You dont fucking count. Youre a fucking using whore. O: What did I use you for? Ive given you everything I had. M: Every-fucking-thing! O: Ive given you everything! Ive been your woman, Ive given your child, what the fuck are you talking about? M: (garbled) bitch. Thats all.You wouldve done it for any fucking(name omitted) you probably fucked (name omitted). O: Wow. M: I know you did. That fucking ass. O: I swear in front of God I never have. M: Fuck an ugly man, you dont give a fuck, so long as they pay your fucking rent. O: I am not a whore, and I am not a bitch M: (screaming) Are so! O: and I am not a cunt, and I am not a user, and I am not a thief, Im not all those words, and I am not a liar. All this, all this lies M: what I said (unintelligible cross-yelling) O: lies. I am not a whore, a cunt, a thief, or prostitute, or anything that you call me. Nor a user, not a golddigger. I dont have any money or any property assigned to me. Thats a golddigger for you? Ar you insane? Yes you are, of course, we can hear that. M: You bitch, you get everything you want. O: Dont call me a bitch. Dont call me M: You get everything you want. O: You have no right. I dont have a penny to me.What kind of golddigging, what kind of golddigging whore is this? M: Oh, god, cry, poor (garbled), you could go through money like a fucking whore. You want the fucking dress, you want the tickets, you want the fucking equipment. Funny how it went from 33 to 43 O: (sigh) Mel (cross-talking) M: 12,000 dollars O: Mel, the equipment is instead of payment. If you hire any composer youll have to pay 200,000 plus. M: (screaming) I dont have to! I can do it for nothing! I dont need you, and I dont want you doing it, and I dont think you can do it. All right? O: Fine. M: Thats how little I think of your fucking talent. O: Well, its clear now. Every, its all coming out now. M: Its all fucking true. O: Yeah. M: Fuck you,m youre a fucking whore (unintelligible) O: I think you just, I think you just, all you want to do is just shove me in a hole, and sit me at home, so much for your promise I want to let you fly, its such bullshit. Its such arrogant bullshit. You never meant to do that. M: Im letting you fly now, cunt! O: What? M: Fly away! O: What? M: I gave you every fucking opportunity (garbled) O: Ive done extremely well, but nobody asked you to spend so much money on the videos and everything. And why do you count the food out of my mouth? Why do you do that? I live with you. I gave you a baby. Were together. And youre counting that and summing it all up? Why do you not separate those two? If you count the food in my mouth, why dont you separate it? How about you giving me money and Im feeding you and going shopping all the time and buying you extravagant presents. M: (screeching) What are you talking about, you fragging ignorant bitch? I dont understand you! Youre saying stupid shit. How dare you even fucking insult me with some of the stupid reasoning you have. Your logic sucks because youre a fucking mentally deprived idiot! You cant even fucking figure out O: OK. I have to go to the baby M: (unintelligible) the tax money is on the credit cards. Dont you get it? O: Goodbye Mel.The baby is crying, I have to go. M: Go look after my child. O: Shes my child too. M: Yeah, I know, unfortunately you cunt whore. I hope she doesnt turn out like you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2DlaWmumYs&feature=relmfu Tape 5, released July 15, 2010 M: You fucking offend me. And you dont care about anyone but yourself, and your fucking stupid fucking failed career. And its ruined us. Because you fucking cant, fucking, you wanted that dress? I cant believe you asked for that. And the tickets, in the Lakers box? I got rid of the box, now nobody gets tickets because of you. I had to sell the motherfucker! O: Why is it because of me? What kind of bullshit is this? M: (screaming) I sold it because of you, I dont have any fucking money! I have to support you, and everybody else. I have to sell paintings O: Well maybe its because of them M: my box, at the Lakers game O: Well maybe its because of others that you sold it, why are you blaming it on me? (cross-talking) M: you asked for that, when you know what kind of trouble Im in. O: Ive never used your box. Never once did I ask you. This is the first time, because your relationship with Sasha is so fucked up because of your violence. I was trying to make amends. With, between you and him. Not make amends, be a diplomat. M: I just thought Id tell you that the box is gone because of you. O: Not because of me, because you have to feed an army! Why is it because of me? What kind of bullshit is this? M: (screaming) Because I spent too much goddamn money on you! And my wife knows, its you! O: How much money do you spend on me? You dont spend more on me than anybody else. M: I spent more than 5 million dollars on you! (garbled) O: Thats not on me, and that was, that was signed, I was signed M: (screaming) Say thank you! O: That was signed to the record label. M: Say thank you now! O: I always said thank you. M: (growling) You no, right now! Because I doubt you! O: I know you doubt me. I, I dont care anymore. M: Youre fucking gouging me. O: I dont care anymore, OK? I dont want you either. Thats it. M: Good! That makes it real clear, that was so easy, the minute I pulled the plug, youre out of here. You cant handle it, because youre a whore and a bitch. O: No, Im, Im saving (cross-talking) I cant be with somebody like this! You dont love me M: Ill take care of the child O: You dont love me, this is not, this is not somebody who loves me, this is some completely off-balance person, who absolutely hates me. Why do you hate me so much, what did I do to you? Everything you say about me is bullshit. M: (screeching) You! Used me, and youre telling me and proving to me what you are O: (angry) Its bullshit! Bullshit! And I only left to save its bullshit. M: (garbled) fucking used. You fucking used me, and I will never forgive you. (panting) I will never forgive you for what youve done to me! You fucking bitch! O: You ruined my life, and you didnt give me a penny. M: (growling) You. Ruined. Mine. First! I ruined your life. How did I ruin your life? I gave you shit, you gave me nothing but fucking grief. Alright? And bad publicity, you cunt! How did I ruin your life? O: You destroyed my reputation and youre the meanest person I know. M: I did not destroy it, because that shit is true. O: (sigh) Youre the meanest person. M: What? O: You are very mean. M: Yeah, you know what mean is now, dont ya? O: Youve always been. M: So dont call me mean when Ive been nice to you (cross-talking) O: Youre very jealous, and youre very mean. M: cause Id like to show you what mean really is, bitch, cunt, whore, golddigger. All true! You fucking proved it to me! If youre ever interested in proving otherwise, let me know. If you dont care, Ill know you know what you are too. Look at yourself, and look what youve done. Look what youve fucking done. Look at your son. Hes a fucking mess. You fucking excuse for a mother. Youre a fucking bitch. O: Youre the worst father I ever met. Bye. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2-0XrmZgDQ&feature=relmfu There may be more in the collection, but i think five is enough. So there you have it, the legacy of the celebrity rant. Its been messy, its been cringe-inducing, its been hard to hear, but man its been fun. Who knows what is round the corner? Maybe Lady Gaga flipping out at a bellhop, or Will Smith verbally assaulting his son. Whatever happens, as long as someone is there to press that red button and upload online, the world will remain a funny old place, filled with laughter and purpose. Take care you rude little pigs, and get frigged. Previously; The Ultimate List of Celebrity Rants Caught on Tape Part 2 The Ultimate List of Celebrity Rants Caught on Tape Part 1