Review: RED
rating: 2
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Promotional stills from upcoming movies rarely attract major attention; certainly none as much attention as the one released back in the summer of Helen Mirren, pristinely dressed in a dove-white dinner dress, manning a huge .50 calibre chain gun. Few images are quite as deliciously incongruous as seeing the highly acclaimed Dame operate heavy artillery to promote the forthcoming action flick 'Red', and the collective interest was heightened in learning that she would be running and gunning alongside fellow Oscar winner Morgan Freeman, acting legend John Malkovich and, in the lead, the king of action, John McClane himself, Bruce Willis. Justifiable excitement followed. Surely the casting coup of the decade? A fine action movie, we might reasonably expect, was bound to follow. Unfortunately, the casting is perhaps the best aspect of 'Red', at times a middling sort of action movie which never utilises or challenges the megastars it so grandly parades. Yes, its fairly entertaining to see the decorated actress who portrayed our Queen come out with lines like I take a few contracts out on the side (as in, you know, killing contracts). But having semi-legendary actors do wild action nonsense is a gimmick that cannot carry a film. It doesnt help that Bruce, for all his action stripes, does look a bit tired. Fighting scenes aside, he hardly looks like hes trying. Its the same Bruce we saw in 'Die Hard' way back in 1988, and in the myriad of sequels that followed (and continue to follow - a fifth is on the way). Its action Bruce. Its heavy grimacing, wise-crackin beefcake Bruce, ticking all the same boxes as before and having the scenes stolen from under his nose by the great cast that surrounds him, including love interest Mary-Louise Parker. Hes good, but only because its the only thing he seems to do anymore.