RoboCop Script Details Leaked
Sorry to break the news that fans of the franchise were dreading...
WARNING: SPOILERS FOLLOW!
Drew McWeeny from HitFix was lucky enough to read the script for RoboCop and immediately took to Twitter to voice his anger and break the news that fans of the franchise were dreading. He began with;''I tried to read the Robocop remake, but 20 pages in my nose started bleeding and I forgot my name. #nobueno #reallynobueno''''Ill share this one detail. In the film, when Murphy is turned into Robocop 1.0, its described a high-tech version of the 80s suit.Ok, so we will see a version of the 80's suit in the film. That will be quite cool! He continues;
''Then they show a focus group scene where criminals laugh at the design. He looks like a toy from the 80s!''So they redesign him to look meaner as Robocop 2.0, who passes focus group approval.''''So they not only make sure to include the original design, they also point out its dated and stupid. *facepalm*''So they laugh at the original suit and say it looks like a ''toy from the 80s! That's a great way to piss off your established fan base. And it makes no sense considering the original suit doesn't look dated at all! Anyhow McWeeny presses on;
''Short version: this script makes my stomach hurt very, very badly.''Good to know.
''Hold onto your sides for more hilarious Robocop details. They outsource his construction to China. #seriously''Facepalm!
''And we meet the ED-209s in the field in Iran, where theyre used to subdue suicide bombers. #ineedallthedrinksnow''
''Ahhh now they just dropped Robocop 3.0 onto an Al Queda training camp to see what he does.''Facepalm! So RoboCop will be going all international and fighting terrorists. Let's carry on;
He should be programmed to incapacitate in all scenarios. Agreed. Lets keep him PG-13, Dr. Norton. No. No. No. No.''''By page 54, they are already onto Robocop 4.0, who looks like a cop on steroids painted metallic blue.
''Oh, god oh dear god Robocop is a Transformer. He goes from social mode to combat mode and back. Full transformation.''You can picture the CGI overload now. When did they decide it would be a good idea to have RoboCop transform??? You can bet your bottom dollar that it has something to do with making RoboCop appeal to children and sell lots of toys.
''Okay the two best lines in the script. First up is at the unveiling ceremony for Robocop in Detroit, from a TV reporter covering it.''I think its safe to say that Alex Murphy is now part man, part machine, ALL COP! Yes, I too remember the original poster, asshat.'' "Someone shows Pope, head of the OCP project, some mock-ups for RoboCop action figures. 'Are you kidding? I wouldn't buy that for a dollar!"''When this thing hits theaters, people are going to call up Len Wisemans Total Recall on the phone and apologize for being so mean.''So we will get a few crap, cheesy nods to the original. McWeeny does end on a slight positive;
''Ill say this: once the script stops all the winky-winky crap and just starts telling a story, its not terrible. But its way too late.''''If you can get past Robocop The Transformer, there are some interesting action beats. And Im sure Padilla will direct the hell out of it.''''But overall? Ouch. Ouch. Ohpleasedont. Ouch. And a big side order of ouch.''So there we have it. The biggest concern at this point is the transforming nonsense and also the disrespect of the 1987 classic suit which will annoy the RoboCop fan base. Concerns about Joshua Zetumer and Nick Schenk's script are equally worrying especially as we know they have never written anything to this scale before. I know we have to wait until the film is released and these are the thoughts of one individual, but going on the information he has given us, after a positive start, RoboCop the remake might be on shaky ground. RoboCop will be in cinemas on August 9, 2013