Top 10 Wrestlers on Film!
Top 10 performances by wrestlers who’ve attempted to lay the smack down on the movie industry!
(An article from our archives for your pleasure today) Wrestling involves a great degree of acting, so it comes as no surprise that a number of wrestlers have attempted to make it in the movies over the years. With the formation of the WWE film division a few years ago WWE chairman Vince McMahon is determined to crack the big screen as well as dominating the small screen. Since the Hollywood success of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, a number of top wrestling stars have tried to follow in his footsteps and this shows no signs of letting up anytime soon with John Cena working with Die Hard 2 director Renny Harlin on the upcoming 12 Rounds, with no doubt countless other wrestler starring vehicles to follow. No matter how talented in the ring a wrestler is if they dont have the charisma to hold an audiences attention in interviews and promos then theyll never become a breakout star, so one would think that as the charismatic stars become the big names in the industry and branch out into movies that theyd be able to translate their ability to captivate a live audience onto the big screen, but that isnt always the case. In honour of Mickey Rourke's currently filming role as a washed up grappler lured back to the ring for one last fight in Darren Aronosfky's The Wrestler, here we take a look at the Top 10 performances by wrestlers whove tried to lay the smack down on the movie industry over the years. While someone like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has had success in a number of films, were picking one performance per wrestler and Im sticking to mainstream US wrestlers whove starred in (relatively) mainstream films.
#10 - BILL GOLDBERG as SANTA CLAUS
SANTAS SLAY (2005)
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In the squared circle, Bill Goldberg went on a history making undefeated streak, but his film career has been more of a losing streak, when your career highlight is The Longest Yard you know youre in trouble. In 2005 after roles in Universal Solider: The Return and Ready to Rumble, Goldberg was given his own starring vehicle with killer Santa horror Santa's Slay. The plot is contrived and the acting lamentable but Goldberg brings a suitable amount of menace to the role of Santa and looks like hes thoroughly enjoying himself. Produced by Brett Ranter, Santa's Slay is a ridiculously over the top genre film but its black humour carries it through and its opening scene in which Santa slaughters a family of famous faces over Christmas dinner, including Sonny Corleone himself James Caan is worth checking this film out for alone. #9 - JOHN CENA as JOHN TRITON
THE MARINE (2006) Wrestler turned rapper John Cena also turned his hand to acting in 2006's The Marine. Arguably wrestling's breakout star of the new millennium, Cena looked to cash in on his popularity in the ring by releasing a rap album, with mixed results and in 2006 a film, again, with mixed results. The Marine is the sort of film youd expect to be produced by a wrestling organisation, aimed purely at the demographic who tune in to Monday Night Raw each week; a testosterone fuelled explosion fest. Cena plays Marine John Triton who gets caught up with former T-1000 Robert Patrick's bad guy Rome, fisticuffs, explosions and dialogue so bad it gives you a migraine ensue, but thats the point. The Marine does exactly what it says on the tin, the film equivalent of Ronseal, its big, dumb and completely unashamed. And for the most part it seems to have worked, at present The Marine is the most successful of the WWE produced films released so far. Amazingly Al Pacino was reportedly approached to play Rome, but surprisingly (sense the sarcasm) declined, someone had been hitting the crack pipe pretty hard to think that Pacino was a realistic target. When Tony Montana declined, they went after the next best thing; Robert Patrick. John Cena obviously enjoyed his time on the set of The Marine as he will soon be returning to the big screen in the upcoming WWE film 12 Rounds.#8 - STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN as JACK CONRAD
THE CONDEMNED (2007) The Marine was originally written with 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin in mind for the lead role, but when Austin and the WWE parted ways, they had to rethink their casting strategy. In 2007, Austin eventually got his own WWE films starring role in the shape of The Condemned. While The Marine may have been more commercially successful, The Condemned is arguably the better film. It might be buried beneath a hale of gunfire and pyrotechnics but The Condemned actually boasts a level of social commentary on the power of reality TV and how far is too far. Effectively a cross between Battle Royale and The Running Man, but not as good as either but lets be honest, what is as good as The Running Man!? The Condemned sees ten convicts bought by a rich TV exec and dumped on a remote island where they are strapped with bombs and left to fight to the death, last man or woman standing goes free. As Jack Conrad, Steve Austin's main rival comes in the form of everyones favourite football hardman Vinnie Jones, who must be wondering what happened to what at one time seemed like a promising film career. Austin may effectively be playing the same character he played for years on WWE TV but he does it with relish and at least hes good at it.
#7 - TRIPLE H as JARKO GRIMWOOD
BLADE TRINITY (2004) Triple H's role in 2004s Blade Trinity was an important one; it was the first role for a wrestler in a mainstream film since The Rock made the leap from one fake industry to another. As vampire henchman Grimwood, the role may have required nothing more than for Triple H to snarl and look menacing but having played the role of the most hated wrestler in the industry for many years he took to the role like Peter Doherty to a syringe. Wesley Snipes famously complained about the amount of time the third Blade film devoted to newcomers Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel, maybe if hed stopped moaning and used his spare time to fill in a tax return he could have saved himself a lot of future hassle. Snipes was right about the amount of screen time given to Jessica Biel's ass but Triple H makes the most of his somewhat limited screen time, displaying not only decent action chops but also a forte for comedy. He may have the indignity of being killed by Van Wilder: Party Liaison, but Triple H's performance and on screen charisma in Blade Trinity lead me to believe that he could forge himself a successful career on the big screen one day.#6 - ANDRE "THE GIANT" as FEZZIK
THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987)
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Andre "The Giant" sadly died of heart failure in 1993, but he left behind a legacy of being involved in some of the eighties most memorable wrestling moments, including his legendary showdowns with Hulk Hogan. Andres legacy also includes a surprisingly not abysmal performance in Rob Reiner's acclaimed 1987 fairytale The Princess Bride. Andres acting skills werent exactly tested by the role of Fezzik, a giant Turkish wrestler, though from the accent you wouldnt know he was Turkish the concept of accents was clearly lost on the big man. Andres performance as Fezzik definitely contributes towards the endearing and enduring Princess Bride's success. His role as Fezzik helped Andre cement his status as a cult icon. #5 - HULK HOGAN as THUNDERLIPS
ROCKY III (1982) Simply put: Hulk Hogan is a legend. The most iconic wrestler of all time, yes even more so than Big Daddy, Hogan is rightly credited with making professional wrestling the global phenomenon it is today. At the height of his success Hulk Hogan pioneered the whole wrestler in Hollywood thing, with great success. So with a string of starring vehicles behind him such as No Holds Barred, Suburban Commando and Mr. Nanny you may be wondering why Im selecting Hogans brief appearance as Rockys charity bout opponent Thunderlips in Rocky III, before he was even famous, as his best performance Have you seen his other films!? I heard that the Hulk Hogan back catalogue is used to torture, sorry, interrogate prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. There is actually a great deal of humour to be found in watching Thunderlips throw Rocky around the ring, the only real laughs of the film, other than watching Mr. T trying to act. With this film Hogan showed the world the type of charisma and presence that would lead him to become one of the biggest stars on the planet. His life might be a car crash playing out on the soul destroying medium of reality TV these days but in the late twentieth century Hulk Hogan was the man and that all started with Rocky III.#4 - JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER as HIMSELF
MAN ON THE MOON (1999) Ive joked above about some of the wrestlers featured playing characters on the big screen that arent too far removed from the characters they play on TV week in week out. That isnt true of Jerry "The King" Lawler's role in Milos Forman's biopic of Andy Kaufman in Man on the Moon Because Lawler actually plays himself. During the height of Kaufmans fame he decided to become a pro wrestler and play a heel (bad guy) character, to ensure he was despised by the audience, he only wrestled women, the irony of Kaufmans act was lost on most of America who failed to see he was playing a character. Kaufman was eventually challenged to a match by Memphis wrestling legend Jerry Lawler, during the match Lawler dominated and seriously injured Kaufman and proceeded to attack him further when they both appeared on David Letterman together. As with most of wrestling, it was an all an act and Lawler and Kaufman were actually good friends. Lawlers performance in the film is very good but in essence he was just reconstructing what actually happened so it would have been a sad state of affairs if hed given a sub-par performance. Nonetheless its a solid performance in a popular, critically praised film, not something you see a wrestlers name attached to too often. Rumours flew during filming that Lawler and Jim Carrey who portrayed Kaufman in the film couldnt see eye to eye which eventually led to an incident between the two that left Carrey with a real neck injury, almost identical to the one Lawler gave Kaufman. Lawler deserves his spot on the list for putting the hurting on Carrey that he deserved for inflicting Fun With Dick & Jane upon us.
#3 - JESSE "THE BODY" VENTURA as SGT. BLAIN COOPER
PREDATOR (1987) Jesse Ventura beat his Predator co-star Arnold Schwarzenegger to Governor status by becoming Governor of Minnesota in the nineties. But before Ventura turned his hand to politics, he was a hugely successful professional wrestler and commentator and for a time, an actor. Venturas most successful film appearances were opposite Arnie in The Running Man and 1987s Predator. When casting Predator, imposing men of action were sought for the team of soldiers who would battle the Predator, Ventura was hired due to his impressive physique. Venturas Blain is one of the more memorable members of Arnies team, due to his penchant for chewing tobacco, his colourful use of language, he infamously refers to himself as a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, and his weapon of choice; a modified GE M134 minigun he calls Ol' Painless", as seen above. Blain is rather unceremoniously offed by the Predator when he is shot through the chest by the alien warrior, but not before hes used Ol Painless to mow down a hoarde of jungle guerillas. Jesse Ventura's performance is without question one of the most successful and memorable appearances by a wrestler in mainstream cinema.#2 - DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON as BOXER SANTAROS
SOUTHLAND TALES (2007)
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At number two on our list is current Hollywood hot property The Rock, or Dwayne Johnson as he now likes to be known. When The Rock debuted in WWE in 1996 he played an ultra-nice clean cut character and the fans hated it. He eventually turned heel and introduced the cocky character who referred to himself as The Rock and his career blossomed. The Rock had a flair for interviews and was capable of captivating an audience on the microphone, it wasnt long before Hollywood came calling. Granted his first screen appearance as The Scorpion King in The Mummy Returns was a brief flashback and then some dodgy CGI that superimposed his face onto the body of a giant scorpion, but The Rock had found a new outlet for his talents. His Hollywood career thus far has been hit and miss, hes given stellar performances in the likes of Be Cool (hes the best thing in the film), Get Smart and his first starring vehicle; The Mummy spin-off The Scorpion King. He has also had not-so-stellar performances in the likes of Doom, Walking Tall and The Game Plan, one thing is for sure though whenever Dwayne Johsnon is on screen he always exudes his trademark Rock charisma. So why have I selected his performance in Richard Kelly's controversial Donnie Darko follow up Southland Tales as his best performance? This was the point in Dwayne Johnson's career where it became clear that he wasnt just a wrestler turned actor; he was now an actor. Hed already achieved infinitely greater success than any of those before him but with Southland Tales, Johnson proved he could hold his own as a credible actor and no longer belonged in the same bracket as the likes of Vin Diesel.