12 Things Girls Who Are Bad At Being Girls Will Understand
Because being a girl just doesn't come naturally to some of us.
Being a girl can be difficult and just because we were born this way does not mean that being feminine comes naturally to all of us. Amongst the delicate flowers that all girls are considered to be lies a horde of tomboys, slouchers, nose pickers and even the dreaded pumpers.
Having a lady garden can be confusing as there is a big responsibility that stereotypically comes with being a girl; you need to conform to wearing makeup (and knowing how to apply it), having your hair looking immaculate at all times and even understanding that these two things are a must for all ladies is something that passes most of us by.
As if having periods and giving birth weren't enough, you are expected to be able to do girly things - but you just don't know how. Perfectly painted nails, immaculate hair, and eyeliner that is just always on point is something that you fear that you have missed out on learning as a teenager and you don't understand where everyone else seems to learn these things? Is there a 'Guide To Being A Girl' book somewhere? If so, where do you buy it and how much does it cost?
No matter how hard you try, sometimes it just feels impossible. Who knew being born with boobs was so damn confusing? Here are 12 things you'll understand if you're bad at being at a girl...
12. You Can't Paint Your Nails To Save Your Life
814501Instagram is full of funky nail designs, so why not give it go? Well it says it's super easy to do, it will be a doddle. WRONG! The supposed floral design looks like your nails have just melted off.
Not to mention the basic principal of painting your nails is hard enough, leaving your nails looking like they have been coloured in by a child.
And when you think they are perfect, it's almost certain you need a wee. Now, you have a tight print design on your nails. Just great.