Did you ever stare longingly at the kids going to their regular schools, in their normal, non-uptight uniforms, where they won't be forced to pray before getting to eat lunch? Doze off halfway through Confirmation class only to wake up and discover you still had 3 more hours of hearing how to renounce the devil? Smoke behind the grotto and feel totally judged by the statue of the Virgin Mary staring down at you? If so, here are a few more things you'll only understand if you endured dreary years of Catholic education.