How I Met Your Mother: All Of Barney's Love Interests Ranked From Worst To Best

Barney Stinson is a man of many women, but which ones stand out the most?

By Justin W Geiss /

As fans of the show will know, Barney Stinson is the definition of a player, a ladies man, a hound dog. He is constantly found through the series using different "plays" to get women into bed, involving extremely intricate lies.

Advertisement

Some of these lies include that he is an astronaut leaving for a space expedition the next day, that he is a man from the future who needs a woman to sleep with his past self in order to save the world from global warming, and even that he is a genie who needs a certain body part rubbed in order for you to gain your wishes.

However, a few times throughout the series we are shown that Barney has a softer side. Through his relationships with certain women throughout the show we see that he not only is capable of loving, but is actually an extremely sweet and caring individual when he does eventually show that compassion.

Not all of these lovers were truly great, but some of them were so heartwarming that it changed our view of the legen - wait for it - dary, legendary, ladies man forever.

8. Shannon

Shannon might not be a name that casual fans of the show would recognize, seeing as she is only mentioned a handful of times throughout the series. She is actually Barney's first love, being his first serious girlfriend, and the woman that shaped his entire view towards women.

Advertisement

Barney and Shannon were going to join the Peace Corps together, before untangling a web of lies and finding out that she had actually been cheating on him with a man named Greg. This sparked a lifelong revenge plan from Barney that you see all come to fruition when he finally gets Greg arrested by the FBI for the illegal activities he had been conducting in his company.

This is the reason that Barney wears suits all day every day, a fact that is very commonly spoken of throughout the show as just a fact of life. Greg was a large corporate bigwig, making Barney think that in order to gain Shannon's respect again he must become this type of person.

She is a huge reason that Barney treats women the way he does, stemming from a fear of rejection and never choosing to be close to them again so he does not get hurt.

Advertisement