Between vertically challenged men dressed as bulls to two grown men having a cake fight on national television, WWE is a fairly embarrassing company these days. However, that's just inside the squared circle. Outside of the ring, WWE has had its fair share of embarrassing moments, too, as jurisprudence has been quite unkind in the most bizarre of ways to many athletes on WWE's current roster. While no, there's nothing quite like that one time that Ken Patera and Mr. Saito threw a boulder through a McDonald's window, but, there's certainly enough theft, public drunkenness, illicit drug use and other ribald tales to go around. WWE's current roster actually features a number of talents who, for almost twenty years, have endured some of the most incredible career comebacks from the low-point of arrests, to being arrested at the worst possible times, to well, doing some of the worst possible things to ever consider doing in order to fall under the sway of the long arm of the law. Continuing in the tradition of Patera and Saito (arguably most hallowed of embarrassing WWE arrests), those in WWE's current employ are certainly not slouches in attempting to continue World Wrestling Entertainment's fine tradition of things getting wild, strange and yes - illegal, when the cameras get turned off and it's time to hit the streets.