12 Strangest Things You Can Buy From WWE Shop Now
Child beards? The future.
It's already been well-established that Vince McMahon knows how to translate his WWE product into lots and lots of money. He's made sure TV rights deals have inflated his company's coffers massively, he continues to send his talent out on the road endlessly for shows across the world (it's essentially a travelling circus, after all) and the WWE merchandise empire is basically its own micro-industry.
Ingeniously, McMahon and his underlings have created a culture where merch sales are ranked and the top sellers end up being pushed more to capitalise. In a very real way, fan money can drive story involvement, so it's no surprise that lots of the merch is really well-designed and made.
But what of the more mad-cap options on the WWE Shop? What about those merchandise and gift options that you'd like to pick up to give the wrestling fan in your life something different. Something a little less conventional. Maybe even something flat-out bat-sh*t.
Luckily, the Shop has options for all of that...
12. Breezango "Fashion Violation" Ticket Pad
It's hard to tell whether the idea of walking around slapping people with fashion violation penalties is a truly genius or the most dangerous idea.
Do it in good humour and you might get a laugh, but push the wrong buttons of the wrong person and you could find yourself on the wrong end of a thick ear. So maybe just pick your targets, yeah?