Aleister Black Shuts Down Ridiculous Rumour
Hail Satan!
It appears that Aleister Black has picked-uh a fight-uh with Billi Bhatti from Dirty Sheets.
For the uninitiated, Bhatti is a known sh*t-stirrer who is either psychologically delusional or a troll as transparent as John Cena (or his STF). Bhatti claims that the reason Aleister Black's presence has been scaled back on SmackDown of late is because Eric Bischoff deems him "too satanic" for television. Yes, the same Eric Bischoff whose most infamous disaster was the creation of a performer named the KISS Demon. The very name of the band is rumoured to be an acronym of Knights In Satan's Service, and if that's flimsy, it is a steel beam in contrast to Billi's b*llocks.
"Internally, the hope is that Black will be drafted to RAW," the report continues, as if RAW isn't also on mainstream TV, or that drafts occur as if by random, or as if Bischoff has the autonomy to make such a final decision.
In any event, Black shot down the rumour almost immediately. "This is a 100% fake," he tweeted.
In reality, the King Of The Ring tournament has marginalised Black for now. That, or Vince McMahon has given up already.
One of the two.