CM Punk Books "Loser Keeps Lana" Match On WWE Backstage

Punk fantasy booked Rusev, Lana, and Lashley all the way to WrestleMania 36.

By Andy H Murray /

WWE

CM Punk returned to his analyst's chair after a two-week absence from WWE Backstage last night, bringing some big ideas for the ongoing saga between Rusev, Bobby Lashley, and Lana with him.

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Fantasy booking the divisive programme all the way to WrestleMania 36, 'The Voice of the Voiceless' came up with a storyline in which Rusev and Lashley bond over the situation and become drinking buddies. They then decide to team up, leading to a bout against a new Lana-managed tandem at 'The Granddaddy of Them All,' with the former 'Ravishing Russian' suspended above the ring in a shark cage.

Punk then stated that absolutely everyone would be sick of Lana by this point. Thus, the losers would be forced to keep her as manager.

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The former WWE Champion tweeted the following after the show:-

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Amongst other things, Punk also touched on Seth Rollins' recent heel turn and alliance with AOP, saying WWE had found a way to make Rollins entertaining. He also joked about the NWO's Hall of Fame induction, claiming the ceremony would "continue to be illegitimate" until every single member was inducted. Shout-outs to Michael Wallstreet and Horace Hogan, then.