It Has Finally Been Found: The Worst Wrestling Opinion

But you'd love the opinion if...

By Michael Sidgwick /

NJPW

It took years - decades - of wading through the discourse, of finally putting the bad faith takes to one side and remonstrating with oneself to determine the absolute worst.

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It's just ignorance regurgitated to validate their experience.

Pay no mind to the dipsh*t with the Fiend avi.

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He cannot hurt you.

Poor blighter just needs his bowl of Booty-Os to get his blood sugar back up, and he'll be fine.

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One such bad take was "Japanese crowds are dead". This is absurd, of course, to anybody who has watched a Japanese professional wrestling show for longer than two minutes and then didn't grow confused and irritable, and then didn't throw their own faeces at the screen when a General Manager didn't enter the ring and matter of factly explain to them the goings-on. It's no wonder these gibbering idiots can't determine the graduating noise that builds to a deafening crescendo in a classic puro match; were this transposed to a graph, the peak of which represents mass death from a disease, they wouldn't grasp that, either.

"It's just heel heat, he's doing his job!" is another wretched opinion that should be banned. If a heel enters a very boring TV performance on a cold TV show that haemorrhages viewers, this isn't "heel work 101".

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