PAC Makes Kid Cry By Being An Awesome Heel
Truly, a BASTARD.
With Tommaso Ciampa sadly shelved by a serious neck injury, we need a new top heel to genuinely loathe, to truly break the postmodern hex of dreaded 'respect'. It's too difficult not to sympathise with Ciampa now, and incidentally, we wish him all the luck he'd tell us he doesn't need to recover.
MJF has entered contention in recent months, having called Cody's dog Phoenix a "f*cking idiot". And, quite incredibly, by referring to Rosie O'Donnell - who was so genial towards his five year-old self on a recently-unearthed YouTube video - as a "massive whale of a woman".
This was outstanding heel work, but perhaps the black comedy element was that bit too impressive in its audacity. And perhaps the man who literally refers to himself as an all-caps BASTARD is more worthy of the crown. Call it a paternal bias - your writer is a father to two young children - but something about a totally ripped, snarling menace making a child cry is truly detestable.
Props to r/SquaredCircle user nicklo2k for supplying the above photograph (and restoring kayfabe). Props also to user SanTheMightiest, who attended the show and provided additional details. Apparently, "It was f*cking amazing how he kept going back."
Jesus Christ.
It wasn't enough for PAC to draw the heat, and then siphon it to his match. He didn't wrestle with his conscience - maybe that was too much, but at least I created an atmosphere - he simply decided to frighten the piss out of this kid again and again, who must have felt like he was in grave danger.
You BASTARD, PAC.
You magnificent BASTARD!