10 Things Girls Do That Scare Men Away
Because sometimes he just doesn't need to know that you're ovulating.
Girls, we've all been there. In bed. With a man. And the urge to pass wind has arisen. And you've thought 'screw it', and just let rip. The look on his face is priceless - for a moment. But the next day you find yourself leaving his house, wondering if you'll ever be allowed back in again. The answer is probably not. While guys talk about all their disgusting habits and play with their penises in public and burp and fart and swear like there's no tomorrow, for some reason it's just not socially acceptable for a lady to do the same thing. But guys: sometimes, it's hard to hold it in when the urge to break wind comes over us. Like it's hard not to want to squeeze that spot because it's looking at everyone and we just need to get it out of the way. Or like when we've come on our periods and don't have a tampon and have to use toilet roll as a substitute pad because we're ingenious like that. Maybe it's a two way thing; but here are some of the top things girls do that send men running off into the sunset screaming like they were about to get murdered, instead of accidentally walking in on a girl going for a number two (because girls do that too, you know?)