14 Problems Only People From Milton Keynes Will Understand
We're so much more than concrete cows, you know?
If you didn't know already, Milton Keynes is a large town in Buckinghamshire (note town, not city - efforts have been made to change its status, but it's still deemed a town). It's a pretty young place - not due to the youths who roam there, but because the town itself was formally designated in 1967, and built a few miles away from the original ye olde village of Milton Keynes, which no one seems to pay any mind to. Its likely that Milton Keynes is actually younger than your grandparents. But youve got a few problems with living here. The fact that MK is bigger than Luton, Ipswich, Corby and Norwich and STILL doesnt feature on the local weather map is a fact that has never failed to drive you mad. And even though youve lived here your whole life, you just cant quite come to terms with the fact that The Point is soon to be demolished. You also cant bring yourself to admit that youve always followed the MK Dons, even though everyone youve ever met seems to hate them. Are you a true Milton Keyneian? Find out, by seeing if you recognise the following ten things from your home town.