WWDC will be Tim Cook and Co. serving a spectacle big enough to dwarf The Avengers. They will blow open the wall and spray molten awesome over the attendees. James Brown will resurrect, untie his golden cape, present it, and kneel before Tim Cook. A believable argument to support the Rabid Fanbois thesis: Tim Cook wants to make a show that this is Apple beyond Steve, though his spirit will live on. Tim is ready to show the world his brand of cool. What Rabid Fanbois best case-scenario announcement will include: New Mac Pros New Mac Mini New MacBook Pros New MacBook Airs New AppleTV OS X 10.8 Mountain Lion iOS 6 iCloud Siri The most contentious item on this list is the first, the Mac Pro. Or, rather, the lack of a new one for at least a decade. There is righteous indignation spewing from High End users lips when it comes to the Mac Pro, Are you kiddin me? Its been two full years since Ive been able to give you my money. Im the reason the company did not fold under Scully. You better listen to me! Im serious! Apple just cant seem to find that perfect spot between the Your updating too fast, greedy bastards rant and the Were never gonna get nuthin new tantrums the consumers keep giving them. Its so easy. Apple, I freely give the answer to you: Deliver exactly what each individual user wants, exactly when she/he/it has the money for it. Check out part 2 below...