WWDC 2012: 4 Levels of Rumours Swarming San Francisco

2. The Maybe Perhaps Possibly List for the Mac Fan

WWDC has taken the place of MacWorld Expo. Though couched in terms of how it will affect developers, this is THE Apple event. $1500 tickets don€™t sell out in 2 hours by themselves. Or, is it the other way round? Either way, there will be new OS demos, highlighting some of the great things to look forward to, and possibly one hardware announcement. A believable argument to support the Mac Fan€™s thesis: If there were going to be a big flashy event, it would be scheduled as its own thing and only when Apple feels it is perfect. Apple knows pomp and circumstance, and like the beautiful who know how to flaunt their aesthetic pleasantries, Apple likes to put on a show. WWDC is like any other scheduled meeting, a bit of flash to keep everyone awake balanced against just enough info to whet the developer communities appetite. What Mac Fan€™s best-case scenario announcement will include: New Sandy Bridge Laptops OS X 10.8 Mountain Lion iOS 6 iCloud Intels€™ new Sandy Bridge processors have been popping up in Windows laptops for a few months now. Though the Mac Fan is patient, knowing that Apple will release things when they are ready, normally content that Apple knows what€™s best, is starting to have doubts. She/he/it still has faith, but like the Rabid Fanboi, the Mac Fan is overwhelmed with IGS, Instant Gratification Syndrome. It€™s rampant in the First World. All reports have concluded the G8 will be 100% infected by 2015. That is, assuming the zombie apocalypse does not kill us all first. Check out part 3 below...
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