Vince McMahon is one unique guy, that much is for certain. The sheer amount of stories about the head of the WWE monopoly, coming from names as well-known as Bret Hart, CM Punk and Chris Jericho, truly is fascinating. From cutting a promo on his sneeze, because he's mad it's something he can't control, to owning a yacht called the 'Sexy Bitch', McMahon is an individual alright. Social media is ripe for parody, poking fun at celebrities with mock accounts, and Twitter is no exception. There have been a few @CrrankyVince accounts over the years, which all aim to do one thing, entertain followers with posts which are ridiculously volatile and silly in their nature. Causing offence seems to be a big part of why these accounts even exist, but there are some light-hearted jibes in there about how Vince runs WWE, and how he goes about his day-to-day life. By playing up the nuances wrestling fans have come to suspect about McMahon, Cranky Vince has caused some amount of laughter, but what if some of these tweets were based on real-life incidents? Hopefully, they aren't, but here are some of the best which are so ludicrous that it almost seems like something which could happen.