10 @CrrankyVince Tweets You Hope Weren't Based On Real Life

10. CM Punk Doesn't Lift Weights

https://twitter.com/CrrankyVince/status/295981221685633024 A source of much frustration for the man, CM Punk never got to headline the biggest event on the wrestling calendar, Wrestlemania. Punk's legions of fans, and even those who weren't all too fond of him, thought for sure that it was only a matter of time before he'd be given a shot in the main event at 'Mania. After all, even The Miz headlined the supershow! Of course, it didn't happen, and the master of the GTS has since departed WWE on bad terms, meaning that - for the foreseeable future at least - Punk won't get to live out his dream of going on last at Wrestlemania. This tweet pokes fun at Vince McMahon's love of muscled-up performers - there's always been a freak show element to how Vince has promoted, he really seems to love pushing people who don't look like the average Joe walking down the street. CM Punk is average height, and hardly bursting out of his shirt with muscles. The fact Triple H once called him 'a skinny fat guy' on WWE television should tell fans all they need to know about the promotion's general perception of him. Hopefully however, who main events Wrestlemania isn't decided these days by how much muscle you have. Thankfully, Daniel Bryan, largely the same size as Punk, has shown that this isn't the only deciding factor!