Explained: THAT Firefly Fun House Match From WrestleMania 36

14 years in the making.

By Michael Sidgwick /

WWE.com

That thing on Sunday night, whatever it was, was a masterpiece. And yet, The Fiend is awful in every context that does not involve Daniel Bryan. So what gives?

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Bear in mind, too, that this was meant to be awful. This was a Fiend match directed by the company that brought you WWE Studios. It wasn't awful. This was a masterpiece - a new medium of pro wrestling perfected instantly, an achievement on the level of Hell In A Cell. But this wasn't a groundbreaking match - rather an inconceivable shift in mentality in which WWE held a mirror up to itself and retched at the reflection.

This surreal mind-f*ck echoed the finale of the second season of Twin Peaks. The Firefly Fun House was the Black Lodge in which John Cena fought - and was defeated by - his shadow self. There was a Jungian psychology to this outrageous professional wrestling theatre. The reduced version of the theory is thus: beneath every conscious mind lies the shadow self, which is undesirable, awful, and thus suppressed; a great negative force. The conscious mind cannot bear to acknowledge what is, all the same, a part of them. The shadow self is obscured by personality traits that project onto others that which the conscious mind will deny to itself.

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John Cena is gigantic buffoon of a man who buried everybody for years because he is the d*ckhead.

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