Explained: THAT Firefly Fun House Match From WrestleMania 36
Wyatt alluded to this when introducing us to the match. The portal that led out of the presumed, metaphysical Fun House was in fact a portal into John Cena's mind. He welcomed us to a world where our darkest urges were no longer kept secret.
"Who are we, really, and why do we do the things that we do?" Wyatt asked. This was the challenge set to John Cena. In the build, Cena wondered aloud what a Firefly Fun House match was. There was never a match.
Even if this critique is generous - it seems a bit much to compare it to pioneering psychology and cult classic TV, given just how abysmal WWE's handling of the character has been since the summer cooled - this wasn't some cobbled-together, postmodern bullsh*t exercise. WWE, through a delightfully unhinged medium, just told one of its most powerful stories and executed perhaps its biggest-ever What if?
As Cena stepped out of the door, he was greeted by Vince McMahon in puppet form. Vince asked him if he had the quality of "ruthless aggression" to succeed in this company, as Wyatt cosplayed as Kurt Angle in an echo of his debut. In a tremendous sight gag, the Cena of old returned with the new Cena's hair. In front of the old SmackDown fist, he wore trunks inspired by the Florida Gators, sucking up to no crowd. This was an empty gesture towards empty seats; a visual cue as to the cynicism at Cena's core. Cena missed Wyatt, time and again, as he tried to emulate the slap that would eventually launch his career. Wyatt taunted him with Nikki Bella's theme music in a very cute update on the "missed me!" gag.
The scene then morphed into a parody of Saturday Night's Main Event as the first comparison was drawn between John Cena and Hulk Hogan.
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