10 Insane Times Comics Revealed A Hero's Future
11. Fat Thor - Guardians Of The Galaxy #40
Before Jason Aaron ever brought about the epic future of All-Father Thor, there was another, lesser future for Thor. Set in the year 3000-ish, the original Guardians of the Galaxy had to stop an invasion from Asgard by Loki and his army of Inhumans - granted, that's also insane in it's own right - but this Pillsbury Dough God is there to mostly get slapped around.
In this future, Thor married Sif and they had a child, but instead of continuing his adventures, he remained on Asgard to help raise their unruly child. Domestic life hit him hard, with his only solace being up-all-night drinking contests with Volstagg.
While not the brightest future for the God of Thunder, the 'Fat Thor' may have life again after the positive reception Chris Hemsworth's version in Avengers: Endgame being teased for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, as well as the newly unveiled Thor 4.