10 Most Inappropriate Deadpool Storylines Ever

10. Deadpool Invaded Krakoa Due To FOMO

Deadpool is the King of the new Monster Island but despite this, he is angry that the mutants have an island nation and that he hasn’t been invited. He also believes that they are hoarding a cure for cancer. Wade steps into the body of his mutant gelatin subject Jelby with Jeff the tiny Land Shark attached to his butt and strolls through the Krakoan Gate at Washington Park.

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The minute they step out of Jelby’s body, Deadpool and Jeff are detected and several X-Men are upon them. Wade is sent to talk to Emma Frost. She informs him while petting Jeff, that he can visit with permission but he can’t have a flower to make a gate and that Krakoa, sadly, has no cure for cancer. She tells Wilson that he is just too volatile an “x-factor” and that the percentage that he would have burned Krakoa to the ground in the first month was nearly 100%.

Wade calls them fascists and attempts to steal a flower for a gate before he leaves. Various X-men attack him and plead with him to stop. When Rogue offers to just give him a flower, he said he doesn’t want anyone’s charity. When Magik asks why he is doing all this, he screams he hates to be excluded. When they return to Monster Island, Jeff spits a Krakoa flower out of his mouth.

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