20 Bonkers Classic Comics Adverts You Won't Believe

By Tom Baker /

1. Polaris Nuclear Sub

Obviously you couldn't buy a real nuclear submarine from a comic book ad. You'd have enough trouble buying one if you were an entire country, with all the resources and wealth that afforded. In either case, you almost shouldn't have a nuclear sub, because they are dangerous and expensive and dangerous. The Polaris Nuclear Sub claimed to be over seven feet long €“ big enough for two kids €“ and promised the ability to fire rockets and torpedoes. For only $6.98? A steal for child or banana republic alike! Throw in a real periscope and light-up controls and you're sold. Cardboard, it was made of cardboard. You know what is neither watertight nor resistant to water in any way? Cardboard.