Batman’s 10 Craziest Mentors

By Chris Quicksilver /

5. Shao-La/H€™Sien-Tan (China/Tibet Border)

€œTo follow the Tao is to empty your mind. Each day, know a little less €“ Until in the end, you are one with the way. As you were all along!€ €“ Shao-La
Shao-La was an eccentric old Woman who lived in a temple atop a mountain (what is it with these people and mountains!?). She taught Taoism to Bruce Wayne, albeit a peculiar brand of Taoism that involved attaching Bruce to a rickety kite-type thing and pushing him off the edge of a cliff! She then steered the kite (which was reminiscent of Batman€™s cape-glider apparatus) as he soared above the mountain range and contemplated his future. Later, eager to learn what his future actually held, Bruce joined the adjoining temple of the dark H€™sien-Tan, Shao-La€™s opposite number. Tan foretold that Bruce would kill his student, Little Dragon and then read a fortune for him that basically said €˜YOU WILL BECOME BATMAN€™ in not so many words. He then went outside for a bit of a deranged laugh and was promptly struck by lightening. Of course, many years later, in Gotham City€™s Chinatown district, Dragon and Batman did indeed square off and, without even a single punch being thrown (but a remarkable splash page nonetheless), Dragon knew that he was beaten and thus committed suicide. Both mentors appeared in the two-part Legends of The Dark Knight story Tao, by Alan Grant and Arthur Ranson (October 1993). This story is well worth tracking down if you haven€™t yet read it.