10 Truly Terrible Movies That Fanboys Insist Are Awesome

By Joe Pudas /

3. The Hunger Games

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This is another case where I€™m one of the five people on the planet who hasn€™t read the books, and I€™m told they€™re engrossing and chock full of biting social satire. That must be the case, but it sure didn€™t translate to the screen, as this adaptation of The Hunger Games is a murkily plotted, horribly directed mess high on absurdity and low on thrills. I had high hopes for the movie based on its enthusiastic reviews, but it ended up being the virtually nonsensical €œPG-13 Battle Royale€ I was dreading after the uninspiring first trailer. Don€™t get me wrong: I love Jennifer Lawrence, and from what I can tell she seems to be an excellent Katniss. Many others in the ensemble appeared to be apt choices for their roles as well, especially Lenny Kravitz and a pretty hilarious Stanley Tucci. For anybody who has read the books, this is probably a serviceable cinematic rendering of its events. But for those of us who haven€™t, it makes little sense and even gets plain goofy at times (the rock disguise? the wasps? the CGI attack dogs?!). More crucially, director and co-writer Gary Ross completely fails to set up the stakes and rules of this world adequately, to the point where it feels like it€™s only intended for those who are already familiar with this world. That leaves non-converts with insufficient context for story events, woefully incoherent action scenes, an unclear romantic subplot, and toothless satire (look at those silly rich people in gaudy wigs and makeup!). I lay a lot of the blame for this at Gary Ross€™ feet, and I€™ll go into Catching Fire with the hope that Francis Lawrence provides satisfying action sequences and lucid storytelling.