10 Best Alternative Christmas Movies

By Steve Palace /

5. Batman Returns

It ranks amongst the strangest movie sequels in Hollywood, made all the more peculiar by the decision to set Tim Burton's dark, expressionist follow- up against a backdrop of carol singers and fake snow. Suffice to say no-one expected a Batman Christmas spectacular concerning a rampaging army of penguins and a whip-cracking dominatrix. The tone is set when a team of anarchist circus performers disrupt the lighting of the Gotham City tree. Add to this a natty bit of dialogue about mistletoe, which leads to Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle accidentally uncovering their secret identities, and you see how yuletide plays a key role in proceedings.

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The movie closes with Alfred and a battered Bruce exchanging compliments of the season. Burton and writer Daniel Waters (one of the most underrated screen scribes in history - where did he go?) were also keen to satirize the epic merchandizing that would accompany the release. In one deadly sequence The Penguin rides a Batmobile arcade game wired to the Dark Knight's mode of transportation and a deleted scene would have seen racks of Bat- toys go up in smoke.