10 Brilliantly Stupid TV Guide Descriptions Of Classic Movies

By Baz Greenland /

5. Child's Play

A kid€™s doll becomes possessed by the soul of a serial killer. Most likely the serial killer€™s soul would rather have possessed a Rottweiler or a wolverine, but there you go.
Wolverine 5: Out of Hibernation; we're not talking about the big X-Men spinoff film series but the 'final' installment of the kitsch horror series about a wolverine that gets possessed by a socially awkward man called Tim who kept the bodies of his victims in his refrigeration truck. We say final...the Tim-possessed Wolverine would be back for Wolverine 6: Wolverine In Space. Okay, so that didn't happen and sadly for this writer, audiences got Child's Play instead, with a killer inhabiting a piece of moulded plastic and going on a slaughter without a claw in sight. Yes Chucky has a knife but imagine a psychotic wolverine with a knife. That would be awesome.